Milkman

Now I grew up on a dairy farm
Milk has always been a passion of mine
Milkin' cows, milkin' goats, milkin' chickens
Hell I milked everything
Now unfortunately, I was born lactose intolerant
I didn't figure it out 'till I was eight years old
When I drank a bowl of milk with my cereal before school
And threw up my Cherrios nine times in the next half hour
My parents would not let me eat breakfast after that
But I didn't let that stop me

I followed my dreams, and here I am
Delivering milk to your door

I'm the milkman
Show up in my milk van
Shake you with my milk hand
Boy I'm the milkman
Ah-oo... ah-oo
Ah-oo... milkman

Now, since I was young, I've always been fascinated by hair
Long hair, short hair, orange hair, it didn't matter to me
I always wanted to cut it
By age five, I'd already trimmed the hair of the mayor
The governor, and Patrick Stewart
Did it so well, it never grew back
Decided to open my own shop after that
Spinning candy cane and everything

Stuck with it all my life, and here I am today
Shavin' the hair off your head

I'm the barber
Meet you in the inner harbor
Cut the hair of the farmer
Boy I'm the barber
Ah-oo... ah-oo
Ah-oo... barber

I was born into a middle class white family
I graduated from the University of Minnesota Duluth
Growing up, we had two cars, and a garage
And I had one-and-a-half siblings
I played trumpet in sixth grade
But I immediately switched
And found my passion for the guitar
I can play three chords now
I'm the coolest guy you'll meet at campfires

Anyway, I stuck a spork in an electrical outlet
And I've been fascinated with electricity ever since

I'm the electrician
Number one technician
Help your car get ignition
Boy I'm the electrician
Ah-oo... ah-oo
Ah-oo... electrician