Marketing Team Sync-Up
Gather 'round marketing clowns, raise your kombucha to this doofus
Dropping a 5th white paper on the website like he's ruthless!
Featuring the most toothless headline since we plugged that Series D
(Can't wait to get the traffic stats and see how sad the truth is)
All three of you: stay useless! Embrace that "intern" status!
Keep that social profile poppin', keep those ghost-wrote blog posts dropping!
Pop quiz, hot shots: how many actual leads read this corporate blog?
Answer: Go make another pot of coffee, you hapless prawn!
Oh shit you made a promo video from stock footage? #yawn
When you gonna learn to use only approved branding?
Let me be candid, yo: this slide deck looks like GeoCities—nice try, though
(You might've buried the lead a bit on that journalism degree)
I haven't seen errors this egregious since the Wicked Bible!
I haven't seen a font this weak since Avatar!
Sure, let's try adding more fields to that form capture, watch that bounce rate sore!
99% of what you do is just a Workflow in Hubspot...
The remaining 1% is your garden variety MarCom jargon crotch rot
Dropping a 5th white paper on the website like he's ruthless!
Featuring the most toothless headline since we plugged that Series D
(Can't wait to get the traffic stats and see how sad the truth is)
All three of you: stay useless! Embrace that "intern" status!
Keep that social profile poppin', keep those ghost-wrote blog posts dropping!
Pop quiz, hot shots: how many actual leads read this corporate blog?
Answer: Go make another pot of coffee, you hapless prawn!
Oh shit you made a promo video from stock footage? #yawn
When you gonna learn to use only approved branding?
Let me be candid, yo: this slide deck looks like GeoCities—nice try, though
(You might've buried the lead a bit on that journalism degree)
I haven't seen errors this egregious since the Wicked Bible!
I haven't seen a font this weak since Avatar!
Sure, let's try adding more fields to that form capture, watch that bounce rate sore!
99% of what you do is just a Workflow in Hubspot...
The remaining 1% is your garden variety MarCom jargon crotch rot
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