One-On-One With CEO

You don't sound like a leader
You don't know what you're doing
So your team is confused
So your product is stupid
You keep talkin' bout winning
While the money is leaving
Management is so green that these fools just keep believing

You got no inner compass
You got no outer litmus
You can't get user feedback
Cause you just lead the witness
And you don't see the data
And you don't hear the market
You're just too much in love
With the sound of your own barking

You leave early on Monday
On Tuesday you look sunburned
You're off in Thailand with your family
While we're going under

This bro is going skiing!
This chump is going hunting!
So everyone below you's
On that endless PTO

You got me pushing pixels and padding presentations
"Blah blah A.I. Edge Computing"
"Blah blah innovation"

And everything you've done here has only been distraction
Anything and everything to hide the fact that the tech. is. wack