Who Needs a Boy?

Some boys will bring you flowers
Some will even serenade
But you and me will while away the hours
Just a-dishing and a-throwing shade

Forever side by side
Through snark and snide
I'm stuck to you like glue
So honey, who needs, who needs a boy? When I got you

When life's losers and clowns start gettin' ya down
I'll be there to share your cunning glare (ha!)
And when the stink of the world makes you just wanna hurl
You can count on me to hold your hair

'Cause when it comes to hate, I've found the perfect mate
And baby, no one else will do
So tell me, who needs, who needs a boy? When I got you

And I never expect you to hold me tight and lock me in your lovin' gaze
But I know I'll have a shoulder to cry on
That's if I were inclined to such pathetic displays

Guys may come and guys may go
And we'll size 'em up in half a glance
Say Maury, these kids got some chemistry
Nope, she'll never get into his pants, sorry

Maybe some day we'll find true love
And drift apart like friends will do
But 'til then

Who needs a boy?
Some moron that soon will annoy
I ask ya, who needs a boy? When I got you!