Herald's Goose - Hatchit

The Ballad of March 9th

A wise man once said that time is money and money is net
Then promptly tripped over one marking territory for rackets

All it took was two Doritos

We shall contemplate that we're all gonna die one day
Just like that bird who looks like popcorn where it lay

And all it took was two Doritos

Boom pow crash bang boom pow crash say it louder
Whap whap whap whap whap whap whap say it louder
Kawhump kahwump kawhump kawhump
Kawhump kawhump kawhump one more time
Boom crash boom crash kawhump
Whap whap boom crash chorus

And all it took was two Doritos
Two regular ass Doritos



Credits
Writer(s): Pete Rauch
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Other Album Tracks

  1. The Awakening
  2. Blast Kennedy to the Foon
  3. The Dance of Barbara Jenkins
  4. Phone Sex Operator
  5. The Sunshine Man
  6. Random Arguments in the Presence of the Irish Dinner Table
  7. F**k.
  8. Bird Dad's Recompense (feat. Jimmy)
  9. He Then Stood on the Counter
  10. The Newspaper

All Album Tracks: Hatchit >

Altri album

  1. Meth Dog/North Hills Dad
  2. The Herald's Douche EP
  3. Oops All Caeden
  4. Re-Hatched EP
  5. Awkward Man
  6. EP3: The Third EP
  7. The Good-Will Jesus: The Harvest
  8. Wittman on the Mic and Other Indoor Adventures
  9. Ep2: Epileptic Kangaroo
  10. Hatchit

All Albums of Herald's Goose >

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