The Continental Breakfast
The continental breakfast at the quantity inn is not a very good breakfast
Since when do chocolate filled croissants constitute a quality breakfast?
My kids come to the table with a tray full of Fruit Loops and bacon
I'm like, "No. You gotta find something, something with some nutrients"
They're like "Ok Dad," and they come back with a sausage and a muffin
I'm like, "No neither of those has any nutrients"
To be fair, there's not a lot here not a lot here that has much nutrients
'Cuz a muffin is basically a cupcake
Maybe I'll try a waffle from that waffle press thing
Load it up on a styrofoam plate and cut it with a plastic knife
Ooooo la la la
Oh no my fork just snapped
When I'm all done, throw it all in the garbage
We got a hundred people here every morning throwing it all in the garbage
Does anybody else think this is crazy?
Does anybody else think this is crazy?
Does anybody else think this is crazy?
Does anybody else think this is crazy?
Think this is crazy
Since when do chocolate filled croissants constitute a quality breakfast?
My kids come to the table with a tray full of Fruit Loops and bacon
I'm like, "No. You gotta find something, something with some nutrients"
They're like "Ok Dad," and they come back with a sausage and a muffin
I'm like, "No neither of those has any nutrients"
To be fair, there's not a lot here not a lot here that has much nutrients
'Cuz a muffin is basically a cupcake
Maybe I'll try a waffle from that waffle press thing
Load it up on a styrofoam plate and cut it with a plastic knife
Ooooo la la la
Oh no my fork just snapped
When I'm all done, throw it all in the garbage
We got a hundred people here every morning throwing it all in the garbage
Does anybody else think this is crazy?
Does anybody else think this is crazy?
Does anybody else think this is crazy?
Does anybody else think this is crazy?
Think this is crazy
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