Horrible Day on the Farm (Bonus Track)

What happened to my bruschetta?
What happened to my bruschetta?
What happened to my bruschetta?
What happened to my bruschetta?

It's a horrible day at the farm
All the horses escaped from the barn
And the sheep ran away really far (really far)
Guess they finally learned the guitar
I don't know what to do with my life
I saw horses and sheep and the mice
I just wish that I had me a knife
So the horses could take my life

Yeah, yeah
All the tassies escaped from the barn
And I knew that it would be real hard
To get very far
When the horses escaped from the farm

All the horses escaped from the barn (from the barn)
And the sheep yeah they ran really far (really far)
I did not have to repeat myself
But I guess that I gotta go hard

(Aaaaa)

Yeah
I mean
You could talk about all them horses
And all them mice
And all them pigs
And all them onions
And all them beans
And all them chicken nuggets
But I don't have nothing

It's a terrible day at the farm (so terrible)
All the people escaped from the f-barn (my whole family)
Ol' Josie left and she took the kids
I wish that I had me a large (a large)

Large fry from McDonald's (hoo)
Large fry from Braum's (Braum's)
Large fry from Sonic (Sonic)
Large fry from Saddam's (Saddam's)
Large fry from Churches (Churches)
Large fry from Whataburger (Whataburger)
Large fry, large fly, large fly

Because the horses escaped
And the cows escaped
And the sheep escaped
And the pigs escaped
And everything is dead so I'm sad
and I'm listening to John misty in the back of my car

Father John, Father John
And I'm listening to Father John Misty
I love Father John Misty
I listen to Father John Misty everyday
I love Father John Misty
It's the the only thing I know
Father John?
Misty
Uh huh, that's right, Father John

I wish that you knew my way
I wish that you knew the barn (I wish you knew the barn)
But you never know how it is cuz' you'll never see
What a horse
What a sheep

Misty!



Credits
Writer(s): D J Appleman
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