Craziest (Raw Party Version)

My thoughts are thunderin', tumblin'
Sons of bitches, switches, from yellin' to mumblin'
You ain't a pal of me, my family ties but not wit' Mallory
My analogy ain't for salary, as I roll reality through galaxies
For centuries, it's sent to me with the scent of weed
With a chain representin' penitentiaries
From warrin' towns to Bordentown, from Newark to Illtown
And all you know from Lifers, Rikers to Folsom

Wasn't drivin' too fast, I was flyin' too low
You think I'm rockin' too quick, I think you're listenin' too slow
I'm abruptin' construction, a pumpin' assumption
You diss while your family say I'm the best shit since fuckin'
Struckin' 'bout an obstruction or turnin' somethin' of nothin'
From more shit to more shit, it's the rip in every function
Funkin' it up, pumpin' it up, chumpin' the ducks
Lookin' to hump Ms. Junk in the Trunk, pump-pumpin' me up

Jersey niggas are the craziest
New York niggas are the craziest
DC niggas are the craziest
Philly niggas are the craziest
LA niggas are the craziest
Chi-town niggas are the craziest
Texas niggas are the craziest
Utah niggas are the craziest

My lyrics be laced with 40 ounces of funk and stuff
You get rushed, you get bust, you call yourself callin' my bluff
Enough's enough, I'm puttin' it down on the real end
This one goes out to all the people who be questionin' my skills
Niggas I been rockin' since Lee thrills
And we feel that we build careers of steel
So all the rest come up and test but only stress is what you'll find thinkin'
Vinnie don't write and Vinnie can't rhyme shrinkin'

The sleepin' MC, I eat like Good & Plenty
Lyrically spankin', ya, that's why they call me Uncle Vinnie
And oh yes, I just appeal to the masses
Young to old folks, the upper, lower, middle classes
They don't begin wit' no lyin' professor
They begin when Vin pick up the pen and pad up off the dresser
Lesser, a man should never challenge a clan
Wit' 13-years experience of rippin' mic's put in our hands

Detroit niggas are the craziest
Miami niggas are the craziest
Little Rock niggas are the craziest
Oak Town niggas are the craziest

I got barbarians to bogard me in
At a club that barred me when
A broad got thrown like barbarnigan born again, thrown aboard
A brim is broke to the back I brawl and band from brain to ball
The boots word ta-burr-bam-boo break the loot
Blowin' up brain cells boom like Beirut
Assume the same suit, fuck that fly shit wit' the flavor
'Cause Sakim's last name ain't Suzuki but still my sidekick

Whip that hide quick if you slide quick, blood clot your blood clique
You ain't rollin' if our tape ain't what you ride wit'
Niggas snipe shit, so I'm on a knife tip
Like the youngsters 'bout to take you on some hip-hop ride shit
If you ain't jumpin', then don't pump it
I'm hittin' Jermaine in Atlanta 'cause he owe me loot for that jump shit
Fuck astronauts, I rock it
And from now on if you bite my style when I see you, I'm in your pockets

Cleveland niggas are the craziest
Carolina niggas are the craziest
Virginia niggas are the craziest
Kentucky niggas are the craziest
St. Louis niggas are the craziest
Atlanta niggas are the craziest
Maryland niggas are the craziest

San Diego niggas are the craziest
Seattle niggas are the craziest
Boston niggas are the craziest
Illtown niggas are the craziest
Zoo Crew niggas are the craziest
Jersey City niggas are the craziest
All my Newark niggas are the crazies