Craziest (No Curse Edit)

My thoughts are thundering, tumbling
Sons of bitches, switches, from yelling to mumbling
You ain't a pal of me, my family ties but not with Mallory
My analogy ain't for salary as I roll reality through galaxies
Four centuries, it's sent to me with the scent of weed
With a chain representing penitentiaries
From warring towns to Bordentown
From Newark to Illtown

And all you know from lifers, Rikers to Folsom wasn't
Driving too fast, I was flying too low
You think I'm rocking too quick, I think you're listening too slow
I'm abrupting construction a pumping assumption
You diss while your family say I'm the best shit since fucking
Struckin' behind an obstruction or turning something of nothing from
Poor shit to more shit as I rip in every function
Funking it up, pumping it up, chumping the ducks
Looking to hump Ms. Junk in the Trunk, pump pump me up

Jersey ni-as are the craziest
New York ni-as are the craziest
DC ni-as are the craziest
Philly ni-as are the craziest
LA ni-as are the craziest
Chi town ni-as are the craziest
Texas ni-as are the craziest
Utah ni-as are the craziest

My lyrics be laced with 40 ounces of funk and stuff
You get rushed, you get bust, you call yourself callin' my bluff
Enough's enough, I'm puttin' it down on the real end
This one goes out to all the people who be questioning my skills
Niggas I been rockin' since Lee twills
And we feel that we build careers of steel
So all the rest come up and test but only stress is what you'll find thinking
Vinnie don't write and Vinnie can't rhyme shrinkin'

The sleepin' MC, I eat like Good 'n' Plenty
Lyrically spankin' ya that's why they call me Uncle Vinnie
And oh yes, I just appeal to the masses
Young to old folks, the upper, lower, middle classes
They don't begin with no lying professor
They begin when Vin pick up the pen and pad up off the dresser
Lest a man should ever challenge the clan
With 13 years experience of rippin' mics put in our hands

Detroit ni-as are the craziest
Miami ni-as are the craziest
Little Rock ni-as are the craziest
Oak Town ni-as are the craziest

I got barbarians to bogard me in
At a club that barred me when
A broad got thrown like barbarnigan born again, thrown aboard
A brim is broke to the back I brawl and band from brains to balls
Da boots word ta-burr-bam-boo break the loot
Blowing up brain cells BOOM like Beirut
Assume the same suit, fuck that fly shi- with the flavor 'cause
Shakim's last name ain't Suzuki but still my sidekick

Whip that hide quick if ya slide quick, blood clot ya blood clique
You ain't rolling if our tape ain't what ya ride with
Ni-as snipe shit so I'm on a knife tip
Like the Youngsta's 'bout to take you on some hip-hop ride shi-
If you ain't jumpin' then don't pump it
I'm hittin' Jermaine in Atlanta 'cause he owe me loot for that Jump shit
Drop astronauts I rock it
And from now on if you bite my shi- when I see you, I'm in your pockets

Cleveland ni-as are the craziest
Carolinas ni-as are the craziest
Virginia ni-as are the craziest
Kentucky ni-as are the craziest
St. Louis ni-as are the craziest
Atlanta ni-as are the craziest
Maryland ni-as are the craziest

San Diego ni-as are the craziest
Seattle ni-as are the craziest
Boston ni-as are the craziest
Illtown ni-as are the craziest
Zoo Crew ni-as are the craziest
Jersey City ni-as are the craziest
All my Newark ni-as are the craziest