Candy

All the games I like have candy in them
All the games I like from lap to pad
Swedish fish and red hots
Sour bears and choc-chocs
All the candy never stops

Dayglo go-go underground
No one else around
No one there to hurt me

All the games I like have candy in them
All the games I like from lap to pad
Swedish fish and red hots
Sour bears and choc-chocs
All the candy never stops

Dayglo go-go underground
No one else around
No one there to hurt me

I play my candy anywhere and anyhow
No one around can stop me
When I'm with candy I don't have to think about
All of the sound about me

I play in my bed, from the minute
That my head cycles on, on the John
Take my meds in the bath
Dry my hand off if it's wet

In the kitchen, on my email
Someone's bitchin' but i don't care
I just stare at the glare on the street
Lookin' down at my feet
In the rain, on the train
In the crowd

In the loud, loud, loud, loud
Candy candy
No one's gonna bug me

At work I do it sneaky
Candy time all the time
I smile, pretend to listen
But my mind is on a mission

Watch the numbers go up
Watch the numbers go up
Watch the numbers go up, up, up

Five in a row and a golden grandma
Swap my gun for a stolen chainsaw
Stealth my build, kill that beast
Fill the map, dragons in the east

Puzzle, puzzle, random, random
Shiny surprise
I did it!

All the games I like have candy in them
All the games I like from lap to pad
Swedish fish and red hots
Sour bears and choc-chocs
All the candy never stops

The Dayglo go-go underground
No one else around
No one there to hurt me

I am a part of the small and rabid
Online communities for each game I play

Some of them are wizards with mathematics
Did you know how much mathematics
You can get involved in in the games I play?

So much calculation
Done in isolation
On a dark nicknamed spreadsheet
Saved in a hidden folder

We share tips and tricks
On how to make the candy sweeter
Some use javascripts
But I think that they are cheaters

My candy is pure
And I'm so insecure
But they'll never ever know
How dark it gets

Like when I get a few days off
Sometimes I just don't bathe (La, la, la...)
I barely leave my bed (I misbehave)
And I don't brush my teeth

Eatin' nothing but chips and pop for three whole days

All the games I like have candy in them
All the games I like from lap to pad
Swedish fish and red hots
Sour bears and choc-chocs
All the candy never stops

Dayglo go-go underground
No one else around
No one there to hurt me

I know that candy rots my teeth
I thought it was a phase
But now it seems that I've gone crazy
And I know that it's too late

Too-too-tooth decay
My mind decay
And they never grow back
No they never grow back

I am merely coasting through the world
It's just another window
Idling in the background

There's a brand new level every day
With this I can accomplish
This jacks my fix right now

I suspect deep down
I don't care if I die
How else could I
Be wasting so much time
On this sweet fluorescent smiling brainrot
Stupid and dry eye poison

(Yeah...)