Ice Bear Wants Justice

It's breathtaking and suffocating
It's hip and it's also nauseating
I shoulda paid attention to the red flags going up
Now I'm stuck here in a lease with a landlord that's nuts
The bad drivers, shacks, tents, and trash, she will excuse
But when my car drips a little bit
You know that Alice won't approve

She would say
Oh dear... let me think about that
Oh dear... I'll have to get back to you
Oh dear... let me think about that
Oh dear... I'll have to get back to you
But I don't have time for that

She doesn't care about the thieves who stole my license plate
She just turned around and said at least it's a beautiful day
She didn't want me to call the police
That's pretty suspicious to say the least
My apartment is infested with spiders and bugs
I try to stave them off with tabs and sprays and such
It's hard to keep my place clean properly too
Because when I use chemicals
You know that Alice won't approve

She would say
Oh dear... let me think about that
Oh dear... I'll have to get back to you
Oh dear... let me think about that
Oh dear... I'll have to get back to you
But I don't have time for that

I like going to the coast or hiking Latourell Falls
Ride my bike down to Hawthorne or go downtown to Powell's
Taking the Max to the Saturday Market
Or seeing classic movies at the Academy on Stark
Yeah

I like the changing colors in the 3rd season
They say if you like it so much, then why are you leaving
My landlord says she'll keep the rent the same
Just another year, here's a pen, sign your name

I say
Oh dear... let me think about that
Oh dear... I'll have to get back to you
Oh dear... let me think about that
Oh dear... I'll have to get back to you
Now give me my deposit back