Uncle Satan

I was on my way
To the eternal land of happiness
When suddenly my escalator took a detour
Falling through the clouds
The golden gates had closed on me
And what I saw when I looked down
I nearly shit my trousers

Uncle Satan
If you saw him, you'd be frightened

I crash landed at the very feet
Of the most evil being know to man
My mother's brother - Uncle Satan
He looked down at me and smiled
Told me I'd be taken care of
Sit back and enjoy the fruits of being evil

Uncle Satan - drives a Statesman
Uncle Satan - he's a great man

Uncle Satan please don't frown
Get in your Statesman, slam it down
Drive yourself away from here
And no longer live in fear

Uncle Satan you're just misunderstood
You're a great man



Credits
Writer(s): Linden Audino
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