Dick Fluff

My baby, she does me no wrong
Except for one thing
That I can't help getting pissed about
That's why I'm singin' this song
I'm sitting in my towel
And lookin' down at my multi-coloured rod

Hey! I think I'm doing it wrong, 'cuz I got fluff all over my dong

Well I told the bitch once
And I told her again
As we were picking out the colours
Of our new bed spread
I said baby, when you're picking the towels
Be sure to get the ones that come pre-washed
Or Im'a lose my head
On top of that I said
Don't ya buy the black or red
Cuz' now my dick looks like a yeti
Or an irritated mess
I gotta have myself a shower
Almost every half an hour
And if you hadda paid attention
Then I wouldn't be so sour

So now I step out of the bath
And I look up to the sky
Then I drop to my knees
And scream why god why
If you followed my instructions
Things would be just fine
I wouldn't have a morbid fear
Of my dick being dry

Colourful terrycloth menace
You're the bane of my existence
Lint and pill for my baby's breakfast

Now maybe I took it too far
She left with everything
Except these goddamn bath towels
Why she blames me is a mystery though
Can't even dry my tears

Doesn't change a single thing though
My dick is incognito

Hey! I think I'm doing it wrong, 'cuz I got fluff all over my dong
Hey, it's a ridiculous song... but I got fluff all over my dong
I got fluff all over my dong!