I See You: A Granny Chapter 2 Song

Granny and Grandpa, won't you go away?
Please find somewhere else to spend your holiday
Granny looks livid, Grandpa's got his can
Now my Christmas spirits going down the drain

Nowhere is safe to hide
Maybe I could jack their ride
Where do we keep spare fuel?
Why does it smell like stool?

If I want to outrun Granny, there's a couple things I need
Like a taser and some ammo and a shotgun, yes indeed
All the doors are super squeaky and the floors are creaky, too
So I'd best be extra sneaky or else, "I see you"

Granny is lurking, Grandpa, where you at?
Granny's gonna kill me with a baseball bat
Into the closet, better hold my breath
Something stinks to heaven like Depends and death

Just three more things to find
Nothing to hide behind
Moving so silently
This may end violently

There's no chance of me escaping if I can't repair this car
But its pieces are all missing and I don't know where they are
Grandpa's shambling through the pantry and I know just what he'll do
First, he'll trap me and start screaming at me ("I see you, I see you, I see you!")

Grandpa's unconscious, that's all right with me
Hope he isn't angry that I took his key
Where is the spark plug? What's it even do?
Maybe I should call an Uber ("I see you")

One fewer foe, at least
Grandpa's a straight-up beast
Where did my shotgun go?
Odds of survival, low

I hear Granny's soggy footsteps and the thump of Grandpa's boots
I smell Granny's rotten perfume and the funk of Grandpa's toots
If I do not find the spark plug, then I can't escape this house
I'll get beat to death by Granny and her evil, undead spouse
Then they'll cook me, and they'll eat me, or they'll feed me to their child
Or the pets and hungry monsters in their basement, running wild
If this turns the engine over, then I'll bid them both adieu
Sayonara! Smell you later, say goodbye, 'cause I see you