Stranded Bruh
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Is this thing on
I've been stuck here for... 20 days... I need help
Is this thing even on, there's just saltwater
Is that a shark, oh my god there's a shark
I'm stuck, there's a shark, there's four sharks
There's four sharks, I repeat, There's four sharks
I don't know what to do please some help me I don't
He's a stranded bruh
He is kind of dumb
20 days out at sea
Just alone that's the key
In a way
He's free
But he's not
Cause he's stuck
He's a bruh
That's a duh
He needs help
SOS
Fish a day
Perhaps at best now
No ship sirens blared
Should have prepared
He's a stranded bruh
Kinda stupid
Lost all love
Not close to a cupid
Being stranded
Ain't as bad as you think
Scratch that, It actually is
Got no respect
He brought it
Upon himself
He's got a
Low intellect now
Went on a trip
On a little vacation
For his temptation just
Some isolation yeah
Was going pretty well I guess
Or so he thought
That was the thing
Didn't pack enough resources
His lightbulb didn't ding
What can I say
Guess he's kinda dumb
Didn't realise packing food
Was a common rule of thumb
Now he's stuck here
On this hot hot sand
Feeling quite bland
He doesn't know what to do
He's burning his hand
Like he needs help
Someone call the ambulance
Can I get a bruh chain
He's left no trace
Thought he was free
Gotta metre of space
And a coconut tree
His flesh his rotting
His blood is also clotting
All is heard is blah blah blah
He's a stranded bruh
He's a stranded bruh
Kinda stupid
Lost all love
Not close to a cupid (He's a stranded bruh)
Being stranded
Ain't as bad as you think
Scratch that, It actually is
Got no respect
He brought it
Upon himself
He's got a
Low intellect now
Is not in service at this time
Is this thing on
I've been stuck here for... 20 days... I need help
Is this thing even on, there's just saltwater
Is that a shark, oh my god there's a shark
I'm stuck, there's a shark, there's four sharks
There's four sharks, I repeat, There's four sharks
I don't know what to do please some help me I don't
He's a stranded bruh
He is kind of dumb
20 days out at sea
Just alone that's the key
In a way
He's free
But he's not
Cause he's stuck
He's a bruh
That's a duh
He needs help
SOS
Fish a day
Perhaps at best now
No ship sirens blared
Should have prepared
He's a stranded bruh
Kinda stupid
Lost all love
Not close to a cupid
Being stranded
Ain't as bad as you think
Scratch that, It actually is
Got no respect
He brought it
Upon himself
He's got a
Low intellect now
Went on a trip
On a little vacation
For his temptation just
Some isolation yeah
Was going pretty well I guess
Or so he thought
That was the thing
Didn't pack enough resources
His lightbulb didn't ding
What can I say
Guess he's kinda dumb
Didn't realise packing food
Was a common rule of thumb
Now he's stuck here
On this hot hot sand
Feeling quite bland
He doesn't know what to do
He's burning his hand
Like he needs help
Someone call the ambulance
Can I get a bruh chain
He's left no trace
Thought he was free
Gotta metre of space
And a coconut tree
His flesh his rotting
His blood is also clotting
All is heard is blah blah blah
He's a stranded bruh
He's a stranded bruh
Kinda stupid
Lost all love
Not close to a cupid (He's a stranded bruh)
Being stranded
Ain't as bad as you think
Scratch that, It actually is
Got no respect
He brought it
Upon himself
He's got a
Low intellect now
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