Gelootinus Jelly (Hip Hop Remix)

Now this is the story of
Gelootinus Jelly
Out the fridge he came
Ready to enter my belly
I picked up a spoon and
Moistened up my lips
The jiggle of my tummy
The movement of my hips
But no! Cried the jelly
For he was not impressed
In fact if I did not worship Ricky
I'd say that he had been blessed
He jumped off the table
He knocked off my ladle
Then ran out to the door
Messin' up my floor

Gelootinus Jelly
Runnin' around tryna
Kick all the solid foods
Outta town
He's running to the west
He's running to the east
He's on an important quest
Eliminating yeast

Jelly, Ay
Belly, Ay
Mix well and then
Beat drop like Ali A
Uh yeah
More than a dessert
It be clean no dirt
Bare skin, No T-Shirt
Express like an extrovert
Go small, then revert
Pack ya stuff
Yeah, thats an alert
Better get ready
Get hyped, Get charged
Break down on this beat
Zoom in, Enlarge
Don't fight the feeling
Bars I be stealing
Jump even higher
Try to touch the ceiling and
You know you're ready
Party with confetti
Its a celebration
Tell it to the nation
Next stop
Next station
Causation
Of mutation of a
Jelly with thoughts
Past expiration
Humble beginning
Now famous on the telly
This is the tale
Of Gelootinus Jelly

Gelootinus Jelly
Not makin' a sound
Fighting the bread
Not a tear would be shed
He's runnin' to the north
He's runnin' to the south
He's gonna win this fight
At the end of the night

The battle raged on
It seemed no-one would win
Then the dreadful moment came
When Jelly made his mistake
He went to punch Bread but
Carelessly missed
Bread caught his hand and
Pulled it into a twist
The jelly calmly accepted
His fate
He spoke his final words
See ya later mate

Gelootinus Jelly
Won't go down without a fight
His last words remembered
By even a knight
He was a great hero
For gelootinus kind
His IQ was zero
He was also colourblind
He's flyin' upwards
Higher and higher
All I could say
Was that his exit was dire