Get That Bread Y'all

Wake up, get that bread y'all
Gotta write it off before the feds call
This my Ted Talk
Put the game in a motherfucking headlock

She said, "Are you rich?" I said, "Maybe"
"Can I suck your dick?" "Damn, lady"
Yeah my checks don't bounce like Swayze
Ice on my trailer hitch, Brad Paisley

Found a dollar in the sofa
Now I'm drinking a mimosa
Yeah my whole squad posted
Getting avocado toasted

I said, hey girl wanna take this faster?
I'll even hit you up with my Netflix password
I like the way you move when you drop down, ass first
I wanna tap that, but you know I'll ask first

Every morning get up, new paycheck
Wheel of fortune, what up, Pat Sajak
Daytime drunk dial, I'm so faded
Had to tell my mama that I finally made it

Wake up, get that bread y'all
Gotta write it off before the feds call
This my Ted Talk
Put the game in a motherfucking headlock
Wake up, get that bread y'all
Gotta write it off before the feds call
This my Ted Talk
Put the game in a motherfucking headlock

Opportunity knocking, but I'm refusing to clock in
I turn to music and lock in, I tell the traffic I'm walking here
Shotgun a beer, I ain't got time to be sipping
I got some burgers to flip and then sear

Yeah I got more bars than Bourbon Street on Mardi Gras
More gift cards than birthdays of all of y'all
Ain't forgot the first names of all of y'all
Who got me here we all gonna have it all

Same freezer, new hot tub
Clean shitter, not stopped up
Take me for granted, but I put granite countertops up
No need to panic, 'cause I don't worry what the cost was

Yeah my income all so stable
While your mans lost it all on crypto
Cash money make fake friends though
So I don't walk the walk, I tip-toe

Wake up, get that bread y'all
Gotta write it off before the feds call
This my Ted Talk
Put the game in a motherfucking headlock
Wake up, get that bread y'all
Gotta write it off before the feds call
This my Ted Talk
Put the game in a motherfucking headlock

Sorry to interrupt folks, but I did speak to the chef
And I have confirmed that the 20-ounce ribeye is not vegan
Is there anything else I can get for you while you wait for your entrees?
Um... could we get some more bread?

Fuck bitches get dinner rolls
I ain't a rockstar, and these are minerals
You're a bureaucrat; I'm a general
Yeah I like big budgets so plentiful

Fuck bitches get dinner rolls
I ain't a rockstar, and these are minerals
You're a bureaucrat; I'm a general
Yeah I like big budgets so plentiful

Wake up, get that bread y'all
Gotta write it off before the feds call
This my Ted Talk
Put the game in a motherfucking headlock
Wake up, get that bread y'all
Gotta write it off before the feds call
This my Ted Talk
Put the game in a motherfucking headlock

This song does not constitute investment advice
Please consult a professional before making decisions about your money