Facts Machine

I'm not running out of cash flow
I met a playboy bunny in a bathrobe
I got a pipe like Holmes she's got an ass like a backhoe digging the basement of a tract home
She attractive but she bashful
I'm not an asshole, but I'm tactful
I'm an actual rascal like a pack of jackals chasing rattlesnakes and eating steak at the MacDo
Fair weather fans like a packed dome
Wanting fair weather like a backpacker at Half Dome
People who live in glass screens shouldn't throw stones that's how you get a cracked phone
I make hip hop when I snap pop with a crackle that's enough Macklemore more we yeah need less Mackle
I'll tackle him on the floor of a thrift shop or an Apple store
I'm not a real genius but I dabble
How fast can word travel?
Does it matter if I cite my source or just babble?
Can bullshit come from a horse or just cattle?
What's a cavalry battle if the horse got no saddle?
I'm rattled

I had some Cap'n Crunch
And then I rapped this once
Then I wrapped it twice
To get some extra pumps
And then I rapped all night
To make a track that bumps
So I can rack it up
And add up massive sums
I got a bellyache
Can someone pass me Tums
It's something that I ate
Before those shots of rum
I think I'm running late
What are we running from
I need a running mate
To say run Forest, run
I need a combo plate
And a Capri Sun
I don't work for free
Yeah this ain't D1
The Earth's a weird place
To be from
I'm the new rap king
Y'all are peons

I'm on your ex-girl's playlist
Said she broke your heart on the day that she made it
Bread still her favorite and I ain't even famous, favorited her tweet and she framed it
I laundered all the haters
Tried to buy Tide pods but y'all all ate 'em
I'm a great debater when I cater; I got eight plates like a master waiter
I appetize her like a bowl of taters
Turn the whole mixtape into paper
I'm a Maitre D but the D is for dissent like when your maiden name is Ruth Bader
I like a girl, wanna date her
She got an ass that could make an asteroid crater
I wanna pull her chair back every time we eat
But she don't wanna be saved; don't save her seat
Joey Bread big bank
Got a gold fish and a gold fish tank
Got him hooked on Crank now he
Watching Jason Statham every day

These are facts these are facts
These are facts these are facts oooh
These are facts these are facts
These are facts these are facts oooh
These are facts these are facts
These are facts these are facts oooh
These are facts these are facts
These are facts these are facts oooh

Facts on facts I'm undisputed
Checks on checks, fiscally prudent
Snacks on snacks, that's how I do it
Got dabs on dabs like Cameron Newton
Facts on facts I'm undisputed
Checks on checks, fiscally prudent
Snacks on snacks, that's how I do it
Got dabs on dabs like Cameron Newton
Facts on facts I'm undisputed
Checks on checks, fiscally prudent
Snacks on snacks, that's how I do it
Got dabs on dabs like Cameron Newton