Lock Her Up
It starts with men
Designers
Engineers
Production men
Remember, these products are primarily for women
For instance, did you ever notice that
A man pours things this way
Well, women are smarter
Since they're not as strong a men
They pour this way
Let's see what most American women prefer
Dear sirs, Dean of Student Life
And members of the board
My little girl is all grown up
And righteous, thank the Lord
I write to you with hand on heart
And stars and stripes unfurled
Please help me as i strive to make her
Ready for this world
You see, she's still so innocent
And pure of heart, they say
Your institution seems the place
To keep her just that way
I trust we'll work together
As we watch my daughter flower
Into the kind of lady with
Respect for those in power
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Gonna keep her safe
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
So she can't escape
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
And we'll closely guard the key
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Til she's just who i want her to be
You watch the news as I do
And the truth is hard to face
It's evident the end is near
This world's a crazy place
No little girl of mine
Is gonna wander off astray
If that means more tuition
Well then that's the price i pay
I see you make your students sign
A binding moral clause
And toss out all degenerates
Who break the campus laws
Well that's a fine idea
And i'll go one more than that
Let's find the evil ones and club 'em
With a baseball bat
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Gonna keep her safe
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
So she can't escape
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
And we'll closely guard the key
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Til she's just who i want her to be
Three out of four new household products
Just don't sell
Or, to put it another way
The women of America won't buy
Three out of every four new products
Offered to them for their homes
Because they aren't what women want
Now, this is the shape women want
The Opinion Center Survey proves
That women prefer this shape
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Gonna keep her safe
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
So she can't escape
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
And we'll closely guard the key
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Til she's just who i want her to be
Now, how accurate are the Opinion Center findings?
Well, so far, they've never been wrong
Designers
Engineers
Production men
Remember, these products are primarily for women
For instance, did you ever notice that
A man pours things this way
Well, women are smarter
Since they're not as strong a men
They pour this way
Let's see what most American women prefer
Dear sirs, Dean of Student Life
And members of the board
My little girl is all grown up
And righteous, thank the Lord
I write to you with hand on heart
And stars and stripes unfurled
Please help me as i strive to make her
Ready for this world
You see, she's still so innocent
And pure of heart, they say
Your institution seems the place
To keep her just that way
I trust we'll work together
As we watch my daughter flower
Into the kind of lady with
Respect for those in power
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Gonna keep her safe
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
So she can't escape
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
And we'll closely guard the key
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Til she's just who i want her to be
You watch the news as I do
And the truth is hard to face
It's evident the end is near
This world's a crazy place
No little girl of mine
Is gonna wander off astray
If that means more tuition
Well then that's the price i pay
I see you make your students sign
A binding moral clause
And toss out all degenerates
Who break the campus laws
Well that's a fine idea
And i'll go one more than that
Let's find the evil ones and club 'em
With a baseball bat
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Gonna keep her safe
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
So she can't escape
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
And we'll closely guard the key
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Til she's just who i want her to be
Three out of four new household products
Just don't sell
Or, to put it another way
The women of America won't buy
Three out of every four new products
Offered to them for their homes
Because they aren't what women want
Now, this is the shape women want
The Opinion Center Survey proves
That women prefer this shape
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Gonna keep her safe
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
So she can't escape
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Lock her up
And we'll closely guard the key
We're gonna lock her up
Lock her up
Til she's just who i want her to be
Now, how accurate are the Opinion Center findings?
Well, so far, they've never been wrong
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Writer(s): Robert Gerard Hunt
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