Michigan

Freeze your ass off cause it's fuckin cold
In the winter time. Everything is froze
Can't open the door without a winter coat unless it's above freezing. We hope.
Do somethin wrong. Our response is ope
If the lake is thawed, we use the boat
We just pray to God we can make it home
Without hitting a deer. Sometimes we don't
Might be 10 today, 50 tomorrow
Degrees Fahrenheit. Move the wheelbarrow
So it doesn't freeze to the ground or get full of water like a a new spigot
We got potholes that are bigger than you
Hit one so hard and your soul leaves too
Tiny little farm towns everywhere you look
Gotta go to big towns if you want a book
Everybody got a gun. We havin a whole lot of fun. The snow you know we get a ton. Fo sho we go on lot of hunts
Try to find a car that ain't got rust
Bet you won't cause you can't They all older than us
Some of them will end up in the junkyard where they sit for long and just collect dust
Three great lakes. Freshwater and stuff
What you think of me, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Don't pronounce the last syllable in some words.
Doin this an doin that. We in our own world
Just looked outside we just got more snow
Good news is we don't have to mow
Drivin sideways down a two lane road
Thinkin, how can I improve my flow. Gonna rock the rhyme. It's beautiful
And it's uncut like my cuticles.
Our roads are shit. Man, I ain't lyin
Been to 24 states. For the worse I win
What I'm sayin ain't me whinin
Half the people here suck at drivin
Sometimes we drive with no reason
All around town. No destination

Nothin better to do, we a little bored. Made Eminem and saved the nation

Summer time here is just the best
75 degrees everyday. We're blessed
Bonfires every night. Might be rednecks
All the girls outside, lay down to rest
Faygo and the better made are worth it almost every day. The goats will get a lot of hay. The farmers always gonna pray
The snow it always seem to stay
We get a lot of fuckin rain
You slip on ice and fall and then you feel a lot of pain
Shop at Meijer every single day Yeah, we got Walmart but it's not the same
Detroit Lions. Never win a game
Never been to the Superbowl. A shame
We made GM and we made Ford
Didn't know it then, we started a war
A rivalry that's lasted one hundred years. Maybe even more
The world's largest suspension bridge
Called Mackinac. It's ours bitch

We pay too much for insurance
But use it lots. Cause our roads are SHIT

Freeze your ass off cause it's fuckin cold
In the winter time. Everything is froze
Can't open the door without a winter coat unless it's above freezing. We hope
Do somethin wrong. Our response is ope
If the lake is thawed, we use the boat
We just pray to God we can make it home
Without hitting a deer. Sometimes we don't.
Might be 10 today, 50 tomorrow
Degrees Fahrenheit. Move the wheelbarrow
So it doesn't freeze to the ground or get full of water like a a new spigot
We got potholes that are bigger than you
Hit one so hard and your soul leaves too
Tiny little farm towns everywhere you look
Gotta go to big towns if you want a book.