Audrey & Lambert

I had a cat named Audrey
She was beautiful and fluffy
But she was getting older
And died one cold October
And skinny and with cancer
Mean and cruel, a dancer
And no matter what happens
I know I won't forget her

And my dead cat Audrey
Looks like your new girl so godly
Skinnier than I will get
It seems like your whole life is set
And watching you move on I'm as sad as I can be
But hell I'm happy that you're happier than me

I had a dog named lambert
Sad and fat and pampered
But she was gonna die
So we killed her in July
Smelly, slow with cancer
Never found an answer
And every day I think of her
And her nasty dirty matted fur

And my dead dog Lamby
She looked and acted like me
Fat and slow and so depressed
Nobody loved her the best
And watching you move on I'm as sad as I can be
But hell I'm happy that you're happier than me

I had a love, we lay in bed
He looked me in the eyes and said
That we would be together
Forever and forever
And he has been in all my dreams
Ever since I was eighteen
And no matter who else I see
You can't take him away from me