Bad Rapper

I don't know what I'm gonna do
My music is lame and my voice is poo
Don't know how to dance and the rhythm sucks too
My rhymes are stupid but still fuck you

Don't wanna be here but there's nowhere to go
Wanna make shit up but I'm just too slow
My therapist says that I still can grow
But there's crap in me she just don't know

I hate myself so I can't show off
Every time I sing I just start to cough
I whine so much you'll think I'm soft
Everything in me just screams fuck off

I know I shouldn't be rapping it's not for me
Proper place for me is up in a tree
Who am I kidding, I can't climb a tree
Hiding in my attic is the place to be

These rhymes sound too much like Dr. Seuss
Who am I kidding, I'm no Seuss
The real crime here is... that moose? My flat caboose? Everybody cut footloose?

I hate myself so I can't show off
Every time I sing i just start to cough
I whine so much you'll think I'm soft
Everything in me just screams fuck off



Credits
Writer(s): Yuvi Zalkow
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