A Fine Specimen

There are some areas of art and beauty
Of which you could say I'm a connaisseur
And there's a piece I've got my eye on
I've never been so sure

Cleopatra and Jackie o
Helen of Troy and Marilyn Monroe
That cat getting chased by Pepe Le Pew
They ain't got nothin' on you

I ask is it okay if I join you?
She says yes, and then
I say to myself what we have here
Is a fine specimen
Fine specimen

She's exactly what I need
To keep me warm
In front of me this glistening illustration
Of the human form

She's so easy on the eyes
I can feel my blood pressure rise
Not to jump to far ahead
But I wouldn't kick her out of bed

This feeling's overpowering
And if I were a lesser man
I might blurt it out aloud to everybody
That what I'm lookin' at here
Is a fine specimen
A fine specimen

"The mating ritual continues
The female in the middle dances with both enthusiastic males at the same time."

I can't help but appreciate
The many assets you're posessin'
And admire what I see before me
This quite fine specimen
A fine specimen

"Man, there's a swarm of them, did someone kick over a douchebag nest?"