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I understand complete sentences
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I saw about your work anniversary, congrats

Did they give you a pen? or maybe they do plaques
They shoulda made you manager, five years is a while
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Maybe they did, and you just didn't update your profile

I've spent enough of my life
Combing through email folders
These fingers typing you unsent messages
They should be running across your shoulders
It's never been hard
To send an e-card
You've got mail
You know I wish you well
Maybe you'd LOL if
I texted you a gif
IMHO it'd be better to share it with you IRL
IRL
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I've seen your posts, your vacation by the sea
Funny seeing you with him, thinking how it could've been me
And when you changed your relationship status to it's complicated
My feelings aren't complicated
I bet a lot of people like you I know I do

I've spent enough of my life
Combing through email folders
These fingers typing you unsent messages
They should be running across your shoulders
It's never been hard
To send an e-card
You know I wish you well
Maybe you'd ROFL if
I SMSed you a gif
TBH I would prefer to share these feelings with you IRL
IRL

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I've spent enough of my life
Combing through email folders
These fingers typing you unsent messages
They should be running across your shoulders
It's never been hard
To send an e-card
You know I wish you well, baby
Maybe you'd LYAO if
I PMed you a gif
OTOH we could just get back together IRL
Sorry, I didn't quite get that
IRL
IRL

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