Dora the Sexplorer

I met this girl, she told me that her name was Dora
I was like "Oh, as in Dora the Explorer?"
I could tell she heard that one before just by her aura
And so I rebounded with, "Dora the SEXplorer?"

She cracked a smile, so I guess she got my humor
She asked if I'm a player, I confirmed the rumor
I was like "We're all players in this fucked up game of life
And if I play my cards right, then Imma make you my wife"

I played the hand that I was dealt, I played it good
She took my numbers down just like I knew she would
I'm like, "Will you be my new beau cuz I just wanna be your arrow
Tug and then release me in the back of my Camero"

Things were getting hot, took it to coat check for a hanger
No one was there, she shut the door, so I could bang her
Dora the Sexplorer knew her way around the closet
We left her coat behind after I made a deposit

Heyo!

Hahah... You feelin' me

Fuckin' Dora the Sexplorer, man
Fuckin' Dora the Sexplorer

She's been livin in Wisconsin, she doesn't like Green Bay tho
Originally from Trinidad, grew up in Winnebago
I'm like, "Who you trynna be, fuckin' Carmen San Diego?"
Then this player cut me off, comes up to Dora all like, "Heyo"

Turns out this fellow has a name, and it's Diego
Isn't that so sweet, it's fuckin' Dora and Diego
She met him when her family hopped the island to Tobago
And now they're reminisicin like where do the fuckin days go

Fate through me a curveball, told me to throw in the towel
A lesser man would probably on the spot disembowel
I foreshadowed my next move with a grin and then a scowl
Then I threw the gauntlet down when I let out with a howl

"It's nice to meet you man, I'm the fuckin' father
If Dora's starting to show in a few months then I'm the father"
Tough guy Diego went and grabbed me by the throat
He told Dora, "Let's bounce"
I wheezed out, "Don't forget your coat!"

Heyo!

Hahahah... yeah, yeah

Fuckin' Dora the Sexplorer
Yeah, fuckin' Dora the Sexplorer

Dora started laughin', and she told that tool to leave
She explained to me, "Diego is a stalker and a skeeze"
I'm like, "Shall we get that coat?"
Dora responded with a smile
So we bounced, hand-in-hand, me with swagger, her with style
Me with swagger, her with style

Fuckin' Dora the Sexplorer



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Writer(s): Thomas Steenberg
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