Cheap Ass Wine and Froyo
Cheap ass wine and froyo on a Saturday night
I round my way into the parking lot, nobody in sight
Most homies be doin' better things, probably all out downtown
Cuz that's where all the girlies think
Prince Charming's waiting to be found
I just can't get myself to do that scene tonight
I'm feeling all washed up
I made it through the fucking work week
Yeah, ain't that shit enough
Don't got the time, nay, the energy for livin' it up
And so I grab my Snuggie, hit the couch, and Netflix it up
Now say it
Welcome to my life another Saturday night
Now say, welcome to my life another Saturday night
I said, welcome to my life another Saturday night
I said, now welcome to my life another Saturday night
Yeah... uh, I think I may be coming down with something...
Yeah I'm stayin' in...
Maybe I'll go out with you guys next week
Alright... cool
Taking out my contact lenses, no turning back
In an attempt to be social, I hit that Tinder app
But what I find on there is not nobody's givin' a crap
They swipe me right then delete me
Like I'm some suckered, sorry sap
What the hell's that shit about, some self-esteem trip
You know I like what I see... and then you give me the slip
Let me tell ya something ya momma shoulda
You self-important, egocentric, shallow piece of work
You're gunna need to love and accept yourself
Before someone else'll want your sorry ass... jerk
Now say it
Welcome to my life another Saturday night
Now say, welcome to my life another Saturday night
I said, welcome to my life another Saturday night
I said, now welcome to my life another Saturday night
I take it back... how about dinner tomorrow
I swear I'm a nice guy in person
I'm a real catch, you'll see
You look beautiful in your pics
I round my way into the parking lot, nobody in sight
Most homies be doin' better things, probably all out downtown
Cuz that's where all the girlies think
Prince Charming's waiting to be found
I just can't get myself to do that scene tonight
I'm feeling all washed up
I made it through the fucking work week
Yeah, ain't that shit enough
Don't got the time, nay, the energy for livin' it up
And so I grab my Snuggie, hit the couch, and Netflix it up
Now say it
Welcome to my life another Saturday night
Now say, welcome to my life another Saturday night
I said, welcome to my life another Saturday night
I said, now welcome to my life another Saturday night
Yeah... uh, I think I may be coming down with something...
Yeah I'm stayin' in...
Maybe I'll go out with you guys next week
Alright... cool
Taking out my contact lenses, no turning back
In an attempt to be social, I hit that Tinder app
But what I find on there is not nobody's givin' a crap
They swipe me right then delete me
Like I'm some suckered, sorry sap
What the hell's that shit about, some self-esteem trip
You know I like what I see... and then you give me the slip
Let me tell ya something ya momma shoulda
You self-important, egocentric, shallow piece of work
You're gunna need to love and accept yourself
Before someone else'll want your sorry ass... jerk
Now say it
Welcome to my life another Saturday night
Now say, welcome to my life another Saturday night
I said, welcome to my life another Saturday night
I said, now welcome to my life another Saturday night
I take it back... how about dinner tomorrow
I swear I'm a nice guy in person
I'm a real catch, you'll see
You look beautiful in your pics
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Writer(s): Thomas Steenberg
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