Spelunk Funk

I was walking through a cave and I got bored
I got bored
I got bored
Cause this cave was just like others I'd explored
I'd explored
I wanted more

So I crawled into an opening, a hollow empty space
There were spiders and a bunch of bats to decorate the place
And I took a look around me to assess the situation
But all the miles of mediocrity just gave me aggravation

Cause all the stalagmites
Held on so stalactight to the ground, to the ground
And it was dark as night
Cause my old stalaglight was dying out, dying out
I'd been here quite awhile
With an adventurous smile, now I was getting bored, I was getting bored
So if it's quite alright
I stalagmight not come here anymore

So I was crawling through a cave and I got tired
I got tired
I got tired
Cause after all I had arrived to get inspired
To get inspired
And fuel the fire

But it had been a lot of time since I had gone into the cave
I'd been searching for strange scenery, but it all sorta seemed the same
And now it's weird to think that something so exotically intentioned
Could end up so inconsequential, really, not that much to mention

Cause all the stalagmites
Held on so stalactight to the ground, to the ground
And it was dark as night
Cause my old stalaglight was dying out, dying out
I'd been here quite awhile
With an adventurous smile, now I was getting bored, I was getting bored
So if it's quite alright
I stalagmight not come here anymore

Ohhh
To be honest I'm not sure what I was waiting for
Ohhh
I guess this cave is a metaphor

I am living out my life and I get bored
I get bored
I get bored
Cause each day is just like others I've explored
I've explored
I just want more

And my heart is just an opening, a hollow empty space
There are spiders and a bunch of bats to decorate the place
And I look at those around me to assess the situation
But it seems that they all also live in caves of their creation

Cause all the stalagmites
Hold on so stalactight to the ground, to the ground
And it's dark as night
Cause my old stalaglight is dying out, dying out
I've been here quite awhile
With an adventurous smile, now I'm getting bored, I'm getting bored
So if it's quite alright
I stalagmight not come here anymore

Yeah if it's quite alright
I stalagdon't think I can do this anymore