Rated Hard PG, for Spookiness

Now, as night falls, we move on to
The most exciting part of the tour
The deleted night scenes
Come, let's amble into the ramble

You may be wondering
Why they deleted these night scenes
Was it because they were too scary?
You be the judge

Wait, what's happening?

Sure, "Home Alone 2" was rated PG
But the unreleased director's cut was a hard PG
For spookiness (uhh)

Remember when pigeons attacked the bad guys?
Bet you never saw the deleted night scenes
When they were attacked again
By bats!

Okay, this is getting a little freaky

Listen, do you hear that?
Those aren't normal bats
Some say the production company
Snuck them in from Woodland, New Jersey

And when filming was over
They released them into the park
To breed

This isn't fun anymore
Don't be scared, I'm sure there's no-
Bats!



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Writer(s): Brent Knopf
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