I Did Not Account for This

Okay, don't panic
Gotta find my little brother in the darkness
I'm not panicking
So hey, I blew it
Told my parents I could handle this alone
But look what's happening
Had a few complications
What a lesson in expectations

In the park, in the dark
Let my little brother down
Unprepared, he was scared and fled

I did not account for this
Didn't count on this
I did not account for this
No, oh-oh

In the bat's habitats
In the middle of the night
Wasn't fun, had to run, oh-oh

I did not account for this
Didn't count on this
I did not account for this
No, oh-oh

Looks like we're screwed
This audit snuck up, and it bit us in the worms
But keep on pedaling
No subways running
Now we're gunning it to stop
That city gal from all her meddling
Fighting with transportation
To get documentation

In the rain, what a pain
But our butts are on the line
Took a look at our books, and no

We did not account for this
Didn't count on this
How did worms amount to this?
Yeah, I don't know!

Out of hand, wasn't planned
But I'll try to set it right
Got a goal
Hello Cole? (Oh no!)

I did not account for this
Didn't count on this
I did not account for this
No, oh-oh

I saw their beady eyes
They said they had a secret plan
And they wanted me to die
So I turned around and ran

This should have been a cinch
I'm a semi-grown adult
They should trust me in a pinch
But he's gone and it's my fault
Why does Elwood have a worm
For a pet named Diane?
Should we talk about that?
Let's not

Gotta go, didn't know
That my life would end tonight (Diane)
Hit a snag, what a drag, oh-oh
I did not account for this (my beautiful worm, Diane)

Didn't count on this
I did not account for this
No, oh-oh

Stop, that's it
I did not account for this
(Diane!)