Bangers and Mash

Ugly little fella with a mug like a seal
One leg is wooden and his mouth is full of steel
I've seen him at the boxing and I had to reassess
He's with this blonde bombshell, she's spilling out her dress

It makes you wonder how he got himself that missus
A six-foot stunner and she's on him like a rash
Well every week when she smothers him with kisses
He bungs her an envelope stuffed full of cash

Dodgy politician with a smug little face
Brings about a scandal that leaves him in disgrace
Every day the papers they run another slur
Goes to see the Queen and now we have to call him 'Sir'

It makes you wonder how he got himself a-knighted
Half an hour earlier he was lying in the trash
Well a bloke who knows a bloke says he was sighted
Bunging her an envelope stuffed full of cash

Well it makes you wonder how the tax man gets a look-in
The world is run on readies and the rest is acting flash
Well it's dodgy deals and books that need a-cookin'
And dirty brown envelopes stuffed full of cash



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Writer(s): Grant Olding
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