Bangers and Mash
Ugly little fella with a mug like a seal
One leg is wooden and his mouth is full of steel
I've seen him at the boxing and I had to reassess
He's with this blonde bombshell, she's spilling out her dress
It makes you wonder how he got himself that missus
A six-foot stunner and she's on him like a rash
Well every week when she smothers him with kisses
He bungs her an envelope stuffed full of cash
Dodgy politician with a smug little face
Brings about a scandal that leaves him in disgrace
Every day the papers they run another slur
Goes to see the Queen and now we have to call him 'Sir'
It makes you wonder how he got himself a-knighted
Half an hour earlier he was lying in the trash
Well a bloke who knows a bloke says he was sighted
Bunging her an envelope stuffed full of cash
Well it makes you wonder how the tax man gets a look-in
The world is run on readies and the rest is acting flash
Well it's dodgy deals and books that need a-cookin'
And dirty brown envelopes stuffed full of cash
One leg is wooden and his mouth is full of steel
I've seen him at the boxing and I had to reassess
He's with this blonde bombshell, she's spilling out her dress
It makes you wonder how he got himself that missus
A six-foot stunner and she's on him like a rash
Well every week when she smothers him with kisses
He bungs her an envelope stuffed full of cash
Dodgy politician with a smug little face
Brings about a scandal that leaves him in disgrace
Every day the papers they run another slur
Goes to see the Queen and now we have to call him 'Sir'
It makes you wonder how he got himself a-knighted
Half an hour earlier he was lying in the trash
Well a bloke who knows a bloke says he was sighted
Bunging her an envelope stuffed full of cash
Well it makes you wonder how the tax man gets a look-in
The world is run on readies and the rest is acting flash
Well it's dodgy deals and books that need a-cookin'
And dirty brown envelopes stuffed full of cash
Credits
Writer(s): Grant Olding
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
Link
© 2024 All rights reserved. Rockol.com S.r.l. Website image policy
Rockol
- Rockol only uses images and photos made available for promotional purposes (“for press use”) by record companies, artist managements and p.r. agencies.
- Said images are used to exert a right to report and a finality of the criticism, in a degraded mode compliant to copyright laws, and exclusively inclosed in our own informative content.
- Only non-exclusive images addressed to newspaper use and, in general, copyright-free are accepted.
- Live photos are published when licensed by photographers whose copyright is quoted.
- Rockol is available to pay the right holder a fair fee should a published image’s author be unknown at the time of publishing.
Feedback
Please immediately report the presence of images possibly not compliant with the above cases so as to quickly verify an improper use: where confirmed, we would immediately proceed to their removal.