Forbidden Planet

There's a girl who works at Forbidden Planet, she's so fit
And all the other nerds would like a bit of that forbidden fruit

I was standing by the Doctor Who section
Sonic screwdriver hides my erection
Lara Croft's got nothing on this lass
She's behind the till with a lustful grin
Sexing it up like Harley Quinn
I can tell that she's a DC Comics girl

I'd like to purchase a DC comic
Batman please
Is there a particular series that you'd recommend for me?
Notice how I'm paying forty quid for a magazine
It's because I'm keen
Keen to give you some heat
She said, "Here's your receipt"

Next weekend I'm back again
Fantasising there and then
About how I can get you into my world
This is my world, my world, enter it girl

Because I'd like to purchase a DC comic
Batman please
Is there a particular series that you'd recommend for me?
Notice how I'm paying forty quid for a magazine
It's because I'm keen
Keen to give you some heat

"Captain, what is that?"
"Why, it's a flying saucer"
"These aliens, are they communists professor?"
"You bet they're communists lad"

The rocket launches!

"I have invented a ruthless, killing machine"
"You're mad, all of you, simply mad, you've doomed us all I tell you, you're mad!"

No-one can get through to her
No nobody can withstand it
There's sexual tension waiting for us at Forbidden Planet!

Ah!

I'd like to purchase a DC comic
Batman please
Is there a particular series that you'd recommend for me?
Notice how I'm paying forty quid for a magazine
It's because I'm keen
Keen to give you some, keen to give you some, keen to give you some heat!

There was a girl who worked at Forbidden Planet
But she quit coz everyone in the shop was a hypocrite
And now I get served by Geoff