Your Mom

You can pick your friends
And you are a very good friend but you
Cannot pick your family
Although I actually do like my family, and you
Can't pick the families of your friends
And so on and so on until the end
And you don't have to be friends with your friends' families
What I'm really trying to say here is

I blocked your mom on Facebook
It felt so good and I have no regrets
It asked me "are you sure" and I said "hell yes"
And I blocked her
I blocked your mom on Facebook
I just couldn't take anymore of the stress
I don't care if she knows, I just know that I need
To get your mom off my feed

I like you a lot
You've been a positive presence in my life since we met
And I
Value your opinions on many subjects
And the most amazing thing about you is
How different you are from the bigot that raised you
Like, you're hardly even anti-Semitic at all
Just a little bit

I blocked your mom on Facebook
And now I don't have to see any more QAnon
I don't even really know which post did it
I just woke up and blocked her
I blocked your mom on Facebook
COVID was not made in a lab in Wuhan
I don't care if she knows, I just know that I need
To get your mom off my feed

Was it really your mom or a Russian bot?
Or maybe a sentient ocelot?
Whatever, I don't care anymore

I blocked your mom on Facebook
And your dad is on thin ice, by the way
I'm sorry you that have to stay friends with them
Cause I blocked her
I blocked your mom on Facebook
I don't care if she knows, I just know that I need
To get your mom off my feed
To get your mom off my feed



Credits
Writer(s): Nathaniel Budin
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