Steal My Girl

My newest side piece is my prized possession
She's far more beautiful than most
Go on, enjoy the view at my discretion
But be careful 'cause you best not get too close

She's here with me, let's make that clear as crystal
That part is not up for debate
So if you take a swing at her you're gonna strike out
Long before you even get up to the plate

You think you can take her with a wink, well my fatal trait is jealousy
I know that this act is all for show, you won't treat her half as well as me
No chance, if you're looking for a dance, then come over here and I'll give you a real nice twirl
And then I'll slam your stupid face on the dance floor for thinking you could ever steal my girl

This club is packed with music loudly blaring
You all are acting like I'm blind
I see you single fellas proudly staring
And I know what thoughts are going through your mind

You vultures think that you can steal my dinner
I know exactly who you are
So if you're feeling brave tonight, go make your best move
But I wouldn't count in getting very far

Try and steal my girl, you will surely pay
It's a real wide world, you don't have to stay
My vengeance is going to rain
Rain all over you
My vengeance is going to rain
Rain all over you

So if you're smart then you'll stay out of my yard space
If you don't wanna leave tonight with a scarred face
I'm turning green if you know what I mean
Don't intervene, you'll be in between a rock and a hard place
I'll slam you down on the ground with the bass drop
If you don't cut it out right after I say stop
Well I won't feel strife taking out my steel knife
And giving you and your friend a real life face swap
So keep your junk in your pants, 'cause we just came here to dance
We didn't come to see you fail at romance
Don't make a fool of yourself in front of everyone
I've said again and again: I don't appreciate men
Who think they're smooth enough to snatch my girlfriend
It's not a competition but I've already won