My Baby's Real Ugly

⁸Well, my baby's real ugly
But I love her just the same
Well my baby's real ugly
But I love her just the same
She's got a face only a mother can love
But it sounds so sweet when she calls my name

She's got long black hair
All down her back
Her feet are so big
There's a zip code for every track
And when she undresses when we go to bed
You wanna pull on the sheets and cover up your head

Well, my baby's real ugly
But I love her just the same
She's got a face only a mother can love
But it sounds so sweet when she calls my name

Her legs are monstrous
Like the legs of an elephant
And a family pizza
Will fit in the palm of her hand
You wanna take her picture
You'll need a special lens
And a whole parachute
To sew her underpants

Well my baby's real ugly
But I love her just the same
She's got a face only a mother can love
But it sounds so sweet when she calls my name

But a blow of her fist
Would knock Mike Tyson down
So I don't have to worry
When we're going to town
She can keep you warm
Or be shelter from the sun
And when we're romantic
She"s a whole lot of fun

Well my baby's real ugly
But I love her just the same
She's got a face only a mother can love
But it sounds so sweet when she calls my name

Well, my baby's real ugly
But I love her just the same
Well, my baby's real ugly
But I love her just the same
She's got a face only a mother can love
But it sounds so sweet when she calls my name

Yeah, my baby's real ugly
My baby's real ugly
Uh, my baby's real ugly, uh
Well, my baby's real ugly
She's got a face only a mother can love
But it sounds so sweet when she calls my name



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Writer(s): Jürgen Sosnowski
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