Crazy Food
Are you going to eat that crazy food?
May I please have some of it too?
(O I hope that it does not
give you indigestion!
This was once a true phantasy of mine)
Shucks, it's fussing bonkers
at the farmer's market
We drove the gosh dang Jeep
and there's no place to park it
What the fuss? Cuss!
Check out that lazy dude
with all that crazy food
handing ample samples
out to non-customers!
Fussing find that punk
if scheisse ever gets dire
Gosh dang! He's Superman!
Who the heck's his supplier?
Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
let down your spaghetti!
Srsly tho', he's packing
chow like confetti
"Ready?"
Shucks! uh...
ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI
BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI
SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE
BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES
CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES
CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD
DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD
(You're flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA
CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA
GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT
JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT
LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI
JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI
PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO
OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO
KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER
EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?)
POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS
BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us.
You have more?
Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food
thou crazy fuss?
COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA
POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA
RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA
ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA
AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES
WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES
PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait...
Almost seems like this should be illegal.
(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)
WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB
TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD
BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO
BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.)
CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA
KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS
LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER
GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER
APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH
PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH
SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO
SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO
YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA
CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA
PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE
GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE
THYME STRAWBERRY
PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY
MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA
ARGYREIA NERVOSA
CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS
What's with the HEMLOCKS?!
BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR
TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER
SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI
AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY
PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS
CELASTRUS PANICULATUS
KOMBUCHA and ORANGES.
Cash only?! Uh, nevermind.
May I please have some of it too?
(O I hope that it does not
give you indigestion!
This was once a true phantasy of mine)
Shucks, it's fussing bonkers
at the farmer's market
We drove the gosh dang Jeep
and there's no place to park it
What the fuss? Cuss!
Check out that lazy dude
with all that crazy food
handing ample samples
out to non-customers!
Fussing find that punk
if scheisse ever gets dire
Gosh dang! He's Superman!
Who the heck's his supplier?
Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
let down your spaghetti!
Srsly tho', he's packing
chow like confetti
"Ready?"
Shucks! uh...
ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI
BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI
SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE
BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES
CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES
CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD
DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD
(You're flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA
CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA
GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT
JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT
LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI
JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI
PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO
OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO
KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER
EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?)
POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS
BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us.
You have more?
Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food
thou crazy fuss?
COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA
POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA
RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA
ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA
AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES
WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES
PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait...
Almost seems like this should be illegal.
(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)
WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB
TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD
BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO
BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.)
CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA
KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS
LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER
GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER
APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH
PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH
SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO
SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO
YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA
CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA
PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE
GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE
THYME STRAWBERRY
PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY
MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA
ARGYREIA NERVOSA
CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS
What's with the HEMLOCKS?!
BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR
TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER
SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI
AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY
PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS
CELASTRUS PANICULATUS
KOMBUCHA and ORANGES.
Cash only?! Uh, nevermind.
Credits
Writer(s): Joseph Hawley
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
Link
© 2024 All rights reserved. Rockol.com S.r.l. Website image policy
Rockol
- Rockol only uses images and photos made available for promotional purposes (“for press use”) by record companies, artist managements and p.r. agencies.
- Said images are used to exert a right to report and a finality of the criticism, in a degraded mode compliant to copyright laws, and exclusively inclosed in our own informative content.
- Only non-exclusive images addressed to newspaper use and, in general, copyright-free are accepted.
- Live photos are published when licensed by photographers whose copyright is quoted.
- Rockol is available to pay the right holder a fair fee should a published image’s author be unknown at the time of publishing.
Feedback
Please immediately report the presence of images possibly not compliant with the above cases so as to quickly verify an improper use: where confirmed, we would immediately proceed to their removal.