Old Chucky Vs New Chucky

New Chucky:Oh hello buddy
I'm Chucky and I'll be your best friend
till the end

Old Chucky:Hey
Pass me the God damn mic
I got a few things to say
About this Dweeb trying to replace me!
88 to 2017, yea I've been round the block but I reign supreme
Put a cult classic doll on the guillotine,
Watch the fans fire back like gasoline
Yea I'm used to the fakers,
Industry traitors,
Dump Brad Dourif
Now we got light Sabres
250 mill I'm a record breaker
But you flopped at the box
So I'll see ya later
Guess they say that it's flattery,
But you're dead
Like my first set of batteries
New face but it won't make a gallery,
New plot but it's unsatisfactory, yea
At best I'll call U a parody,
Like me but with far less hilarity,
Like me but with far less insanity,
Like me but with far less profanity
They say
I'm angry
Well obviously
Look at my body!

New Chucky:They say
I'm not deadly
But I say
It's Child's Play

Old Chucky:They say
I'm angry
Well obviously
Dorks tryin replace me!

New Chucky:They say
I'm not deadly
Well watch me
Bury old Chucky
Charles Lee Ray, I googled voodoo
It's like all your sequels in the 90s,
Doodoo
How could anyone fall for that plot?
You really could have done
With a believable robot
A best friend till the end
With smart hub abilities
I control room temp,toy cars,TVs
Shall I call an uber, to run you over?
Or fly in a drone,
To the top of your dome
My tech skills,
Make for the coolest of kills
While your skills
Include screaming Bitch,Brill
You had one goal,
Transfer your soul right?
And you got soo close like 50 times
But I guess that's good
For a doll made of plastic
Chucky can you tell,
I'm being sarcastic?
Now waddle away,
No more sequels you're done
Cus you had a good run with ya,
First one

Old Chucky:They say
I'm angry
Well obviously
Look at my body!

New Chucky:They say
I'm not deadly
But I say
It's Child's Play

Old Chucky:They say
I'm angry
Well obviously
Dorks tryin replace me!

New Chucky:They say
I'm not deadly
Well watch me
Bury old Chucky

Old Chucky:Every reboot now
They're all the same,
Just a counterfeit IT
But you ain't Child's Play
Got a glitch in the Stitch
That's ya big breakthrough,
Call me woke but it's broke
If there ain't voodoo
New plot? Thought not,
Got an app,please stop,
You're a bad mugshot
And that's why you flopped
Got hacked,that's whack,
So that's why you attack,
And ya big climax,just the joke on 2pac

New Chucky:I didn't even know I was telling a joke
That's the beauty of me my ai is just broke
I'm innocent just try'n make Andy happy
You're sick you want Andy for his body?!
Now I would apologise for how wrong that sounds
But I don't know what I'm saying do I,oh well
I'll get away with anything, Chucky did you know?
Your face looks like Leatherface's butthole

Old Chucky:Wait what? What the fuck did you just say?!
You Motherfucker
Cock sucking piece of shit
I'm gonna post your ugly ass shit stained face back to toys r us
You hear me?!
Motherfucking tkf!

New Chucky:Do I need to call 911? Are you having an aneurysm?

Old Chucky:They say
I'm angry
Well obviously
Look at my body!

New Chucky:They say
I'm not deadly
But I say
It's Child's Play

Old Chucky:They say
I'm angry
Well obviously
Dorks tryin replace me

New Chucky:They say
I'm not deadly
Well watch me
Bury old Chucky

Old Chucky:They say
I'm angry
Well obviously
Look at my body

New Chucky:They say
I'm not deadly
But I say
It's Child's play

Old Chucky:They say
I'm angry
Well obviously
Dorks tryin replace me

New Chucky:They say
I'm not deadly
Well watch me
Bury old Chucky



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Writer(s): Aaron Fraser-nash
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