Slappy Vs Jigsaw

Slappy:Well hello there Jigsaw
Do you want to play a game?

Jigsaw:You know I do Slappy
But if you use my catchphrase again I'll kill you

Slappy:Both of us are masters in our differing realities
But while there's no fatalities I've got the personality
All you do is peddle in and read a line in monotone
Is anybody really home, come clean like you're on methadone
The fact is you're a doll imposter, had me fooled so here's an oscar
Faking it is out of order, wouldn't let you join the monsters
Screw you and your tape recorder, talk the talk but never slaughter
I can write cos I'm an author while you're sat describing torture
Wearing suits won't make us equals, I have fun but you're just evil
After one the plot was feeble, getting bored with all the sequels
Strung it out you're onto 9, I got a third from R.L. Stine
But now I've made it big this time, you want a picture? Join the line!
I just think you're too dramatic,serious, and over graphic
I'll admit I'm psychopathic but I'm fun and full of magic
All the dolls think you're a traitor, not possessed so just a faker
No I'm not a legislator, but you could call me a hater

Jigsaw:We're the smartest Dolls,yea

Slappy:Always dressed in fancy suits

Jigsaw:Yea we're lookin fly

Slappy:Yea we're gonna haunt ya, with a burning book

Jigsaw:And tape recorder you will scream

Slappy:We're the smartest Dolls,yea

Jigsaw:Always dressed in fancy suits, yea we're lookin fly

Slappy:Yea, we're gonna haunt ya, with a burning book

Jigsaw:And tape recorder you will scream

Slappy How are you gonna to respond to that then little faker boy?

Jigsaw:I hope you realise
who you're speaking to Slappy this will not go unpunished
Sorry little dolly but I'm out of your league
The things I've seen would make you lose your mind with battle fatigue
Remember you're a doll inside a world that's PG-13
While I'm eviscerating body parts and making people beg and scream
Have you ever seen a joint 180 degrees?
Or made a person dig inside their eye to find a key to set them free?
Magic books and fairy tales a scary doll who always fails
While I'm too busy setting scales to weigh the organs and entrails
OK Slap you're way more fun, a family flick for everyone
Instead of Nickelodeon I'd rather set a trap with guns
You're calling me an ornament and say that I'm incompetent
While all the while you like the suit I don't accept the compliment

Slappy:We're the smartest Dolls,yea

Jigsaw:Always dressed in fancy suits

Slappy:Yea,we're looking fly

Jigsaw:Yea,we're gonna haunt ya

Slappy:With a burning book

Jigsaw:And tape recorder you will scream

Slappy:We're the smartest Dolls,yea

Jigsaw:Always dressed in fancy suits, yea we're looking fly

Slappy:Yea we're gonna haunt ya with a burning book

Jigsaw:And tape recorder you will scream