Pierogi (In the Summertime)

You used to talk to me quite differently to how you do now
I think the reason is that back in those days
You used to want me around

Remember when we were kids?
Living way out in the sticks
You had your own rodeo and a butler called Joe
But I used to sleep outside with the pigs

And we had pierogi in the summertime
Pierogi in the wintertime
Pierogi in the spring time
But never in the autumn time

We'd look outside to watch all the milkmen
Fighting in the street
A Jehovah's witness came round
With sandwiches that she didn't eat

You'd drive around with your boyfriend in his big fancy car
I cut the brakes one day
You laughed but said perhaps that was a little too far

We had pierogi in the summertime
Pierogi in the winter time
Pierogi in the springtime
But never in the autumn time
And I don't know why

In 2016 I called you up to tell you your friends are all dying
With Bowie, Prince, Shandling, Michael, Wood and Farage
You said I had to be lying

But I was more upset about Rik Mayall (who died in 2014)
Yeah I was more upset about Rik Mayall (who died in 2014)
So I bussed it down to the charity shop
And bought a cricket bat and some Y-fronts on sale

And then had pierogi in the summertime
Pierogi in the winter time
Pierogi in the springtime
But never in the autumn time
And I don't know why

Pierogi, pierogi
Pierogi!

Yeah I was more upset about Rik Mayall (who died in 2014)
Yeah I was more upset about Rik Mayall (who died in 2014)
Yeah I was more upset about
I was more upset about Rik Mayall