I'm Gonna Mary Gary
I've fallen so in love with this girl
Her name is... Gary
My mates says say Gary isn't actually a girl
I don't care
I want to marry Gary
Is this some kind of joke? Gary is a bloke
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
This is just absurd. Gary's not a bird
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
Gary likes football and quizzes and going down the pub
And in the summer time she hangs out at the cricket club
I'm wanna marry Gary
She opens the batting. She looks like Mike Gatting
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
Gary's got a beard. You're being very weird
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
Gary's having time off from her job. She's a scaffolder
Cos at the weekend playing rugby, she dislocated her shoulder
You're having a laugh. Gary plays scrum half
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
Gary's not a dame. The clue is in his name
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
Gary likes steak and baked potato for her tea
And then she'll watch a science programme on Discovery
I'm going to marry Gary
Gary's got a van. Gary is a man
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
He's got a hairy back. And a hairy sack
I don't care. I'm going to marry Gary
Gary says gender is nothing more than a social construct
My mates say Gary's talking out of her rectal duct
I'm going to marry Gary
You'll have a nasty shock. Gary's got a cock
I don't care. I'm going to marry Gary
It's not hard to tell. This will not end well
I don't care. I'm going to marry Gary
We've been here before. Several times before
I don't care
There was your girlfriend Barry
I don't care
And then before that Harry
I don't care
And what became of Larry
Ah Gary Gary Gary
Her name is... Gary
My mates says say Gary isn't actually a girl
I don't care
I want to marry Gary
Is this some kind of joke? Gary is a bloke
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
This is just absurd. Gary's not a bird
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
Gary likes football and quizzes and going down the pub
And in the summer time she hangs out at the cricket club
I'm wanna marry Gary
She opens the batting. She looks like Mike Gatting
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
Gary's got a beard. You're being very weird
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
Gary's having time off from her job. She's a scaffolder
Cos at the weekend playing rugby, she dislocated her shoulder
You're having a laugh. Gary plays scrum half
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
Gary's not a dame. The clue is in his name
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
Gary likes steak and baked potato for her tea
And then she'll watch a science programme on Discovery
I'm going to marry Gary
Gary's got a van. Gary is a man
I don't care. I want to marry Gary
He's got a hairy back. And a hairy sack
I don't care. I'm going to marry Gary
Gary says gender is nothing more than a social construct
My mates say Gary's talking out of her rectal duct
I'm going to marry Gary
You'll have a nasty shock. Gary's got a cock
I don't care. I'm going to marry Gary
It's not hard to tell. This will not end well
I don't care. I'm going to marry Gary
We've been here before. Several times before
I don't care
There was your girlfriend Barry
I don't care
And then before that Harry
I don't care
And what became of Larry
Ah Gary Gary Gary
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Writer(s): Dominic Frisby
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