After Parte (Skit)
Ah, my guy, is how?
Is how?
Eh, you guy, last night I went to a yumbet, you guy
That shit was lit, I had such a good time
But the problem is, yeh
Mm-hmm
I went there with an Uber
I bought all the homies pizza, you guy, like
I just got paid, you know what I'm saying?
Flexing!
I chuck the crib, it's 11 am
You know that- nini- Shade Hotel, hapo Ngong Road?
Yeh
Yeh, I've chucked from there
Checking my M-Pesa balance, inasema 10 bob
I'm like, "Shit!"
Kusota!
Next thing I remember
I actually have cash in my bank account, so I'm like
"Where's the nearest Co-op branch?"
I check Google Maps, it tells me Karen
Mmmm
I only have 10 bob in my M-Pesa, so, like, tunapiga mguu
It's eazeh!
Thirty, fourty minutes later, I'm at the Co-op branch in Karen
I take my ticket, I'm waiting in line
All of a sudden one of the tellers is like
"Sorry, we're closed, our computer systems are down"
Oh, shit!
One of the other guys waiting is asking, like
"Why? Like, what happened?"
Apparently some guy from KEMSA came and made a withdrawal and, like
They ran out of funds
I hear that and I'm like, "Shit! Ok, this bank doesn't have any money"
I chuck the bank
I check the next nearest Co-op branch or ATM
Galleria
Tells me Galleria, I'm like, "Wah! You guy, that's a mission"
For sure, man
Hour, fourty minutes, nimepiga mguu hapo Lang'ata Road, solo
Makwapa zina-sweat, you guy, there's dust in my eyes
Niggas are looking at me like, "Yo what's happening?"
Eventually I got to Galleria
Mm-hmm
Like, I'm tired but I get to the ATM
I chu- I even chuck extra cash for, like
Kumumunya njugu nikingojea nganya. Like, yo
But in the end, you guy, you know?
Like, it was a mission but we got there in the end
You know what I'm saying?
Eh! That sounds crazy, bro, damn
But lemme ask you
Si you should've used the mobile app?
Is how?
Eh, you guy, last night I went to a yumbet, you guy
That shit was lit, I had such a good time
But the problem is, yeh
Mm-hmm
I went there with an Uber
I bought all the homies pizza, you guy, like
I just got paid, you know what I'm saying?
Flexing!
I chuck the crib, it's 11 am
You know that- nini- Shade Hotel, hapo Ngong Road?
Yeh
Yeh, I've chucked from there
Checking my M-Pesa balance, inasema 10 bob
I'm like, "Shit!"
Kusota!
Next thing I remember
I actually have cash in my bank account, so I'm like
"Where's the nearest Co-op branch?"
I check Google Maps, it tells me Karen
Mmmm
I only have 10 bob in my M-Pesa, so, like, tunapiga mguu
It's eazeh!
Thirty, fourty minutes later, I'm at the Co-op branch in Karen
I take my ticket, I'm waiting in line
All of a sudden one of the tellers is like
"Sorry, we're closed, our computer systems are down"
Oh, shit!
One of the other guys waiting is asking, like
"Why? Like, what happened?"
Apparently some guy from KEMSA came and made a withdrawal and, like
They ran out of funds
I hear that and I'm like, "Shit! Ok, this bank doesn't have any money"
I chuck the bank
I check the next nearest Co-op branch or ATM
Galleria
Tells me Galleria, I'm like, "Wah! You guy, that's a mission"
For sure, man
Hour, fourty minutes, nimepiga mguu hapo Lang'ata Road, solo
Makwapa zina-sweat, you guy, there's dust in my eyes
Niggas are looking at me like, "Yo what's happening?"
Eventually I got to Galleria
Mm-hmm
Like, I'm tired but I get to the ATM
I chu- I even chuck extra cash for, like
Kumumunya njugu nikingojea nganya. Like, yo
But in the end, you guy, you know?
Like, it was a mission but we got there in the end
You know what I'm saying?
Eh! That sounds crazy, bro, damn
But lemme ask you
Si you should've used the mobile app?
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Writer(s): Davy Kamanzi
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