It Has To Be Her

Oh no! This is an outrage
Who would have done such a thing?

It's that girl, it's that girl
She's the cause of our trouble
Our late turn of fate
All was brought on by her

That freak, so unchic
She alone burst our bubble

The rude one
The crude one, it has to be her
It has to be her
It has to be her

Most every great disaster has a villain
A real bad apple who's the one to hate
There's only one of us fun to hate
And we all know who she is

She will not press her dress or put on makeup
She's way too slovenly to take a bath
Won't get a manicure, do the math
And we all know who she is

Well guess who, confess, who it's bad Cinderella
We see who, it's she who is solely to blame
She should be arrested, she's mad Cinderella
A hot mess her head should be hanging in shame

She doesn't give a toss for her appearance
She won't wash, comb, or even dye her hair
We'd like to strange her by her hair
And we all know who she is

A pain plain as day she is bad Cinderella
Unclean too, she's mean too, recalcitrant, plus
She's snarky and snide, barking mad Cinderella
She stinks and she think she is better than us

A hag no one'd shag, she is mean Cinderella
In truth she's uncouth, doesn't care how she looks
An odd one, a clod, she's obscene Cinderella
Her nose in the air, and her head in her books

Well guess who, confess, who, it's bad Cinderella
We see who, it's she who is solely to blame
She should be arrested she mad Cinderella
A hot mess, her head should be hanging in shame