Santas Got Covid

Santa and his deer, won't be coming out this year
There's no need to be sad cause we bringing all the cheer
Travel north to south and east to west and every hemisphere
We will grab that knapsack and all of Santa's gear
We will drive that tesla sleigh we don't even need to steer
Santa may have Covid... but do not fear
We deliver all the presents now is that crystal clear
Have a holly Covid Christmas it's the best time of the year

Mrs. Clause called us one day
Santa got covid no way
Who else could drive in the sleigh
We could jingle all the way
She asked us to guide the reigns
We two men but with no brain
We said yes that was insane
We Jack Frost ice in our veins

Upon the house top Click click click
Out with Covid Ole Saint Nick
Get the toys from the elves and get them quick
Make sure to wear our masks so they don't get sick
Got to get it all done by the 25th
Gotta learn how to climb up the brick
Gotta grow a big beard like my uncle Rick
No pun was meant but this year is sick

Peace on earth and Jingle bells
Gotta learn all the sayings and say them well
Santa will watch, gotta prove him proud
Sleighbells ring and we ring them loud
Dash through the snow, make spirits bright
If we in charge, no silent night
Getting ready for the night that we take flight
Not all is calm... but all is bright

Check the list not once but twice
Out due Santa check it thrice
Know who's naughty Know who's nice
If you bad you pay the price
Santa may be Holly Jolly
We don't mess around with folly
Better be on best behavior
Christmas is about our Savior

Santa and his deer, won't be coming out this year
There's no need to be sad cause we bringing all the cheer
Travel north to south and east to west and every hemisphere
We will grab that knapsack and all of Santa's gear
We will drive that tesla sleigh we don't even need to steer
Santa may have Covid... but do not fear
We deliver all the presents now is that crystal clear
Have a holly Covid Christmas it's the best time of the year

On dasher
On dancer
On prancer
On vixen
On Comet
On Cupid
On Donder
On Blitzen
Now who am I missin'
No mistletoe Kissin'
On Stars we are wishin'
Cause Presents are squishin'
In chimneys we swishin'
Our Christmas rendition
Accomplish our mission

Do you think we will get cookies to eat?
Milk for our drink?
Clean up the sink
Don't make it clink
Gone in a blink

Wait a minute wait a minute
That's a big dog
Looks like a hog
Trip on yule log
We in gulag
Put down the gift
Moving on quick
Thought it'd be lit
Tough we admit

House to house
And every hotel
Listen close
Hear the noel
It is cold
Cold as blue bell
Where to go
It's hard to tell
Use chimney
Not the door bell
Be silent
Walk on egg shells
Place the gifts
Place the parcels
Santa please
Real soon get well

Santa and his deer, won't be coming out this year
There's no need to be sad cause we bringing all the cheer
Travel north to south and east to west and every hemisphere
We will grab that knapsack and all of Santa's gear
We will drive that tesla sleigh we don't even need to steer
Santa may have Covid... but do not fear
We deliver all the presents now is that crystal clear
Have a holly Covid Christmas it's the best time of the year
Giving all these Christmas presents man it was a delight
We wish to all a merry Christmas and to all a good night



Credits
Writer(s): Timothy Espejo
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