On the Farm

Hey everybody
Hey
Welcome to old man Dinglehopper's Farm
Thanks for having us
Come on, let me show you my animals
Oh! I can't wait
I got all kinds
OHHHH
Huh, I don't know where that music came from
But I'm feeling it
Okay... I'll just sing it I guess

I got all kind of animals on my farm
I love animals
I got chickens and dogs on my farm
Do we get to pet the dogs
I cute little kitty cats on my farm
Awww, kittens
I got all kind of animals on the farm
What else do you have
I got a three toed sloth, on the farm
Well that's kind of random but ok
I got the missing link, on my farm
I'm sorry you have what

Break it down now
No no no no, don't break it down
mmhmnn, No guitar, whoever is playing the guitar turn it off
Oh yeah I always wanted to do this
Me with my hand up
Me with my hand up, I have a question
I feel like you're not listening to me
Huh? What

I got minature narwhals on the farm
So like, baby narwhals
I got purple lizard people, on my farm
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not a thing
I got bigfoot and his mama on the farm
You have bigfoot here
And a six headed lama on the farm
Well, uh, that's just a drawing that you're showing us

I got AL kind of animals on my farm
All I've seen are dogs and kittens
I said all kind of animals on the farm
Mr. Dinglehopper, I need you to pay attention to me

I got a wolly mammoth, with no hair
So like, and elephant
I've got a bear, with eight arms
You're telling me you have a spider bear
Sure do
Na-uh, no way

I got all kind of animals on my farm
You sound like a crazy person
Well, thanks for coming out, come back anytime
I'm Not
Well, anytime is fine
No, I'm not coming back
Well, well, have it your way
You're going to get a bad yelp review
That was the craziest place I've ever been