Can't Tie my Shoes

I got a problem
And it's something that's been affecting me my whole life
I just gotta let it out

38 times I been around the sun
And not once has anyone figured out
That this is something I can't do
And that's I can't tie my shoes

Now, don't go thinking
That I haven't been trying
That's simply not true
I've been trying my whole life
I just can't get
Nah, I just don't get it

I've been living with this so long
Don't know how to loop swoop and pull
Oh no, Oh no

Yeah, so that's the truth
It feels so good to scream and shout it
But I don't know
If I will ever really figure it out
But I'll try
My daughter thinks she'll teach me
She says "Daddy it's real easy"
Man I really hope it's the truth
Cause I don't know what to do
I can't tie my shoes
No seriously, I can't tie my shoes

I'm a grown up and I'm tripping over my feet all the time
Like how did I make it this far
Hey! Daddy get your life together
I'm Trying

I've been living with this so long
Don't know how to loop, swoop, and pull
Oh no, Oh no

So, there it is and honestly I was hoping
By the end of this song I'd be looping and swooping
But I'm not
I just can't tie a knot
Somebody hand me my slip-ons please