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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
the showdown between the queen bee and the underdog,
4A vs 4E!
First they fought with their fists,
now they fight with their fingers in this online Instagram rap battle!
In one corner, more drama than the whole drama club,
Xiaxue's successor and my ex-girlfriend - Hayley!
In the other corner, a nobody; that random girl from 4E
and the beer auntie's daughter - Jane!

Round one - FIGHT!

Wowee, the little 4E weeaboo girl comes out to play?
This should be kinda fun so let's see whatcha have to say
I know that your brain's a little slow
I still kinda wanna hear it though, so,
if you wanna go, alright, let's go

It's time somebody stood up to you
You're a bully and you're fully aware of it too
You look so nice online ya
protein smoothie hashtag blessed
When people see what you're really like,
well your followers won't be impressed
Cos you broke my phone and it was way out of hand
Is this the girl you wanna represent your brand?

Whoa, shots fired!
Now this looks pretty bad for Hayley,
not gonna lie!
Now what's her response gonna be?
Stay tuned for Round 2...

FIGHT!

Uh, you attacked me first, you forgot to mention?
You sucker punched me now you're seeking attention
Call me fake, whatcha doing right now?
Growing social justice followers? Wow.
You're a violent ah lian sad smack talker
Crazy stalker hawker's daughter
Whose daddy can't get you a new phone
Cos he hates you and that's why he's long gone

Whoa whoa whoa! Hayley goes below the belt!

People are still supporting her!
But look - 100 new followers!
What?
Keep going!

Round three!

Listen Hayley
I may not be pretty like you
I may not be rich like you
I may not have fame and a name
and ten thousand followers on twitch like you
Can't make a sales pitch like you
My dad did ditch me that's true
Still I'd rather be real and sad than a fake bullying b-

Whoa, language! Now now ladies let's all be civil-

Lol whatever if that's how you see me, but
Question: If you hate me so much
Why you trying so hard to be me?

Team Jane? Hello?

Hey. Hey, say something!

Team Jane is choking!
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner -

Wait! Just give me one second.
Hey, hey, calm down.
I know you are scared.
It's okay. We can't let her bully us, not anymore.
We're in this together now. Think.

I think I get it. She's saying all this because -

Because she's just as scared as us
about what people think of her.

Hayley doesn't care bout status or pride,
Hayley's terrified,
Hayley wants to hide,
Hayley's empty inside
Hayley knows if we stood up to her she'd lose everyone,
so fire the gun
Has she destroyed you for fun?
Comment hashtag hurtbyhayley
let's get this done



Credits
Writer(s): Cheryl Chitty Tan, Michelle Ler
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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