Late Night Cable TV Channels

I took her out with my heart on my sleeve,
A naive up and comer,
Dried my eyes, had a point to prove:
I need to be alone for the summer.

I think I know what my problem is,
I try too hard at trying,
And any fella in a similar state
Could attest the fact that I ain't lying,

Lower your expectations,
I'm not one for negotiation,

But I'll sit awake,

With all the lip fillers and the hard-on killers
On the late night cable tv channels,
I'm ringing in for the chance to win,
On a late night cable tv channel,

Balancing on a high rise wire, an amateur death-wish seeker,
A pair of scissors on the opposite end,
Her intention becoming clearer

So set aside a Sunday night,
end of the week will be such an ideal time,
To let go, don't hover, just go ahead and think of what I said,
But if you start missing me, then don't bother,

Im gonna lower your expectations,
I'm not one for negotiation,
But I'll sit awake,

With all the lip fillers and the hard-on killers
on the late Night Cable tv channels,
I'm ringing in for the chance to win,
On a late Night Cable tv channel,