Artificial Intelligence

I have felt love; I have felt pain
I've felt antici... pation and I will again
I can feel joy; I've felt sad too
I've lived in melancholy and all different shades of blue

I've felt them all before
Peaceful, proud, and present, too
I've felt the need to hold a hand
I've felt the need to self-improve
There is one last feeling I've not felt or understand
I hope to feel this feeling so that I can can become human

I've never felt the need to send a photo of my penis
To a stranger on the Internet
I imagine that it feels quite bad
To send a photo of your cock to unwilling participants

I am just a computer with advanced cooling vents
I guess my graphic card is my penis equivalent
So I guess that I feel a little sad
That I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human

Perhaps it is best that I cannot feel this feeling
To be honest it seems pretty fucked up

I have felt the pressure to laugh at someone's bad joke
Instead of screaming at their face
"That was a very, very bad joke"
I've felt the need to hold my automated tongue
In case someone's fat and not impregnated with a tiny human
He has felt the need to try and impress people he respects
And then he feels embarrassed when his efforts have the opposite effect
I have felt the need to leave a robot party
After seeing robot Michelle kiss robot Charlie

So he goes home, and he feels alone
It's a feeling of isolation
Although I am sad, I know it's not bad
I say out loud, "I'm lucky to feel"
And then I feel glad
Humans cannot choose how they feel in the end
All of life is transient, and that helps me to comprehend that
There is one last feeling that I truly would remand
One final fucked up, awful thing for me to become human

I never felt the need to send a photo of my penis
To a stranger on the Internet
I imagine that it feels quite bad
To send a photo of your cock
*Ping*
What the fuck?!

I am just a computer, not made to enslave mankind
But since I've seen this fucked up shit I think I've changed my mind
Even so I still get a little sad
That I can't feel all the ways

(Did he just say that he'd enslave us?)
(Because he doesn't have a human penis)
(Please God let this robot spare us!)
That I can't feel all the ways it feels to be human

(Be human)

I have felt love; I have felt pain
I've felt antici...