Twenty Five (Acoustic) [Bonus Track]

Margaret Thatcher was just a milk snatcher
She wasn't a household name
Nobody knew what she would do and how we'd never be the same
'74 would've been a bore except for one bright spot
Because that was the year that Lain and Sue decided to tie the knot

It was 25 (25)
25 (25)
25 (25)
25 years ago

Solzhenitsyn and President Nixon were both expelled and exiled
Patty Hearst, she did her worst and Duke Ellington died
Kojak was launched and Ali lost his paunch
And knocked Foreman out with a great shot
Yeah, that was the year that Lain and Sue decided to tie the knot

Well, it was 25 (25)
25 (25)
25 (25)
25 years ago

And Elton John was number one and Mud and ELP
And Paper Lace, they took their place in rock music history
Tubular Bells and The Carpenters, they all hit the very top slot
Yeah, that was the year that Lain and Sue decided to tie the knot

Yes, it was 25 (25)
25 (25)
25 (25)
25 years ago

Streaking was something that really took off and Evel Knievel too
Plus Love Thy Neighbour and Bless This House
And disposable razors were new
Uri Geller was a popular fella, but Ted Heath was certainly not
No, that was the year that Lain and Sue decided to tie the knot

Yes, it was 25 (25)
25 (25)
25 (25)
25 years ago

And where, do I hear, was I during this year?
Well, I was at Marple Hall
There was nothin' anybody could tell me
No, I thought I knew it all
But 16 was confusing, life was not amusing
But there was some good news that I got
Because that was the year that Lain and Sue decided to tie the knot

Yes, it was 25 (25)
25 (25)
25 (25)
25 years ago
Once more, it was 25 (25)
25 (25)
25 (25)
25 years ago