Mr. Lynical

Yo, everybody wanna ask how
How I made my skills and how to walk on glass
How I pay my bills how I talk more trash
How abundantly cunningly living like pro on a Mac
I know ya'll seen that but you still wanna ask
Questionin' like a scientist holding up formula in a flask
Kickin' up kickstands to make a better feel
Instead your hindsights make you look at your own tail
Wait a minute
You still lookin' back for a safe zone?
You never give respect to what you're really capable
'Cause oh my god you never feel a little confident
So now you're waitin' for somebody
To give you some cheering compliment
What are we to you now buddy the dipping condiments
Nobody gotta be the hype man for all the predicaments
I was too fast for ya boy
You counting syllables
You read most of the signs you were still getting gullible

Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?
Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?
Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?
Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?

Oh so let's get back to where I came from back from my roots (uh)
Where I batter my food
Like I really wanted ya'll to feel my plan of attack
I'm not massive
I'm like mister Banner
I never like to hold my anger
I transform more on my metamorphosis
Multiply and conquer and kickin' ballistic
Like I'm in a game of soccer coz I spread like mitosis
What a commotion
Pero pag ingani ang akong ingon sainyoha dili mo mag doble huna ug
Dala ug pila ka lungon para lang lamayan ninyo akong mga na boylohon
Naila sa barog
Magpaila pero dapat sitwasyon nako kay daog
Mao na ang chibog
Way dalang unod pero baskog bukog
Lahing punuan pero parehas ra ug tukog
Maong permi ko busog
Never been a fighter but I'll never take it lighter
To another level and getting crazier as I am
And straitjacket it to the mentally deranged asylum
Coz I know my mind's on fire
It ain't no lie
Look at me in my eye
Was a pupil once now I'm cornering every small detail
There's to spot with it with the whole design
I'm a verse designer
Call me Anton Ego coz I look for a different perspective
I object with the contestants
Don't mess with me I'm the objective
Don't flex me with your audacity
'Cause I ain't limiting me to your capacity
'Cause bitch my body's clean
But my tongue's nasty, yo

Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?
Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?
Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?
Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?

So is it really true that you fuckin' cynical?
(If you get near me I be big like a titty silicone)
'Cause I really don't want anyone to be bitchin' around me
Stop fuckin' it ain't, it funny to be 'round me
I may be a little timid but I feast like a king royal rumble
My stomach is here ready to tumble
Imma 619 from the ropes to the turnbuckle
Meaning that I can choke slam you when I rebuttal
Imma bookend you to the ground
Run around you like the speed of sound
It's a cliché for the prey to start prayin' before they get preyed on
Sure, lemme get anatomy of Grey's on
MC's back in high school used to make fun of me
Now they start praisin' me and suddenly
I been looked up like a god
Not like Shady no
I don't want to be another wannabe
I wannabe another motherfucking G-O-A-T
And suddenly
Living life wasn't gonna be that lovingly
So next time you holler me
Betta talk it out like a prodigy
Coz i be proddin' it
And methodically lovin' it
Ya'll know that I been grindin'
So I hope that most of ya'll gonna acknowledge it
Most of your opinions never mean shit
No I don't follow shit
You been rolling over shit like a dung beetle
Better kneel to me coz I ain't yo' people
You were all warned that bettin' against a sicko
Is lower than a fuckin degradable bitter fuckin' heathen
So when I grow up
I wanna be the unbeaten
And I blow up
Earn the title I was given
And I show up
With the life that I been livin'
'Cause I know that there's gonna be only one Mister Lynical,

Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?
Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?
Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?
Oh so that's what it is, huh?
That's what it is, huh?
Never feel like you're any better than them, huh?
Thinking minimal and you feelin' criminal
Hey Mr. Lynical, are you really that cynical?