Karen's Side Hustle

If you've got aches and pains or an overactive brain
Karen's got the remedy to make you right as rain
Just a couple of drops of juice in your coffee or your soup
Stop all your grieving and she'll have you believing

In essential oils, crystals and yoga pants
Moisturizer, bronzer and jewels
Protein shakes and diamond fakes
Recipes for simple bakes
She's always got a deal for you
If you wanna get rich, polish up your sales pitch
And Karen's hustle can be your side hustle too

Need stickers for your nails? She guarantees that these won't fail
Just $29.99, she'll send them in the mail
If you wanna lost weight, she's got pills that work just great
Ask her husband Stephen, he'll say he's still believin'

In essential oils, crystals and yoga pants
Moisturizer, bronzer and jewels
Protein shakes and diamond fakes
Recipes for simple bakes
She's always got a deal for you
If you wanna get rich, polish up your sales pitch
And Karen's hustle can be your side hustle too

She's a marketing queen with a multi-level scheme
She's got what it takes to make you glamorous and lean

Now the job market is trash, we all need some extra cash
Be part of her downline and sell your own stash
Every dollar you make, Karen gets a fat take
Some call it thievin' but tell them you're believin'

In essential oils, crystals and yoga pants
Moisturizer, bronzer and jewels
Protein shakes and diamond fakes
Recipes for simple bakes
She's always got a deal for you
If you wanna get rich, polish up your sales pitch
And Karen's hustle can be your side hustle too



Credits
Writer(s): Claire Lovell
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